TEN VIGNETTES
gregory jacobsen

1.
A fat slob pulsating in tight trousers is caught with a hook.  Little girls twirling slowly on high heels peel off his soiled clothes.  His this white hairs on pale fleshy thighs burn away in a puff off smoke!

2.
A geek man is stimulated by an entrancing heavy perfume of chocolate cake smoldering on her face and prime rib twisted and crushed tight at her neck.  Her eyes flit as she uncrosses her legs to wipe her bottom.

3.
Rubber glove fingers inside the heavy pockets of a chubby chap.  He is a well-dressed old rum-dum sprawled across the bathroom floor clutching a hair-lip girlie magazine.  His head is glazed with peanut butter.

4.
Heart throb face against the wall crawling with flies.  He is dressed up in panties enameled with a streak of runny peanut butter.  He puffs rapidy, grinding against whirling blades hollering, “FIRE! FIRE!”

5.
A muscular sac structure with heavy three part flaps squeezes out crude and indefinite dried bodies streaked with a parasitic species of flies.  The bodies hobble around deflated and useless flaunting their creeping stench emiting a few short sharp ineffectual barks.  They are beaten into quivering blood clots by laughing thick-lipped cunt girls.

6.
Naked potbellied man with thick layer of stiff bristles and course hairs slumps with both hands gripping a nearby hamburger stand.  In the distance, muffled groans escape from a dismembered terribly deformed Christian.

7.
Gnarled bow-legged little man, his breathing is slow and deep.  His face twitches oddly with marked mental retardation.  He mumbles, “hand on to those fancy underpants, used in the retaining of feces.”

8.
A man moistens his tongue against a black blob of fat that floats to surface of a public toilet.  He chokes off the clotting lump and slumps wearily.  His hat falls off.

9.
Small limbless lovely Alice Winters’ two mouth slits contract and expand, chewing decayed sausage.  She expels the refuse through specialized mechanisms embedded in the top of her head.

10.
A magnificent corpse is performing a strange dance with a leafy protrusion of cabbage under his armpit.  His stomach bursts and his guts fall out.  He jolts to a stop and his shining delighted face crumples up!