Gregory,

I just had sex - if it qualifies as sex - with one of you
drawings/painting come to life. Quite literally, and this is not a
joke.

His right arm was half as short as his left with stubby nubby fingers.
One leg was thick and cylindrical - almost hoof-like. His head was
flat on one side and his mouth was a bit misplaced. He spoke sideways.
He was covered in rolls of fat, like bags of rice, hanging from
malformed bones. He had difficultly moving around. And when it came
time to see what he referred to as "Mr. Happy" I was confronted with a
teeny tiny stub the size of the tip of my finger, covered in foreskin.
His testicles, which he asked me to lick, were basically pretty
normal, but his penis quite frankly did not exist, even when aroused.
"Little Willie," he told me, "doesn't function." The skin on his
thighs and arm looked grafted on or badly burned - dark burgundy and
rougher than the rest of him. A patchwork hide.

He told me he was into country music and still preferred vinyl to CDs.
He wanted to kiss for two hours. Deep tongue kissing. His breath was
a little sour (though I've tasted worse). He had me sit on his face,
which was logistically difficult since his body spread out like a sea
of flesh. Nowhere to put my knees, so I had to squat.

He wanted me to piss on him. He struggled to the bathtub where I
perched over him, tippy toes on the edges, and tried to give him what
he most desired. But I was too dehydrated, and couldn't produce
much...

He left me $400 richer. He told me that, of the four escorts he has
hired, I was the sweetest and most "into" it. The first two were not
into it at all... He put on his very thick and large round glasses and
left happily, saying "You're the best!" He'll be back again, and next
time he wants me to invite another girlfriend to join us. I want to
video tape it, but I do not want to insult him. I'm not sure how to
approach it...

All the time, I kept thinking, "Gregory Jacobsen drew this man." I had
stepped into your art work, in vivid three dimensional true life-sized
form, and it was pretty damned interesting...

Anyway, I just had to share this with you. Hope you don't mind.